“Fucking Christ, so many men I know find him to be some kind man they aspire to.” Seriously? Where the fuck do you live? Maybe it’s time to move?

What is it about a pipe that visually dials up the asshole quotient?

[sonorous fart noise]

For the third time today, the only appropriate response is FUCK THIS GUY.

Ew really ? I think he’s ugly af.. have you seen him without a beard ? It’s a blood bath.

He thinks he’s Monty fucking Hall (RIP, btw). He thinks a desperate crowd of hurricane survivors are an audience. He thinks he is the benevolent game show host, and that giving out “prizes” will win him the adoration of his loyal viewers. This is actually a horrifying tableau reminiscent of feudal times. The people of…

As George Carlin put it:

Not pro-life. Anti choice. ANTI CHOICE. I want to scream.

I had my Fantasy matchup won on Kareem Hunt going over 100 yards, by about 5 points.

The other guy had KC’s defense, though, so that last play flipped it for a win for him.

I ain’t even mad, it’s just an amazing way to lose.

Yes! I care about climate change and overpopulation. To me those are the most important. If the planet becomes uninhabitable than all other subjects become pointless. We care about the same subjects, but to varying degrees. There are subjects that we are going to disagree with. No two people will agree on absolutely…

Wait, you can’t blame WI and our ridiculously lax gun laws for all of the guns in Chicago! We’re busy blaming “people from Chicago” for every crime that happens in Madison!  

Never said any group was perfect or didn’t need to change, simply pointing out the contradictory messages in your comment.

Yeah because the “straight white men are the source of all the worlds woes” narrative, has had no hand in cultivating the far-rightmare. Also thanks for proving my point. “If you don’t fully agree with me you’re not actually helping.” With such warm community building I can’t imagine why the left has such a problem…

Vegans. A week with one and they’ll make a cannibal out of you. That can’t be good for the country.

See, I don’t understand why the responsible gun owners aren’t the FIRST ones getting pissed the fuck off about this. It’s like how, once I became a pet owner, I got even more upset about asshats who don’t obey leash laws and don’t pick up after their dogs than I used to be. Before, they were nuisances. Now, they’re…

You can either call for a truce or you can try to get people to admit they are wrong.

Well you’re off to a great start! “Let’s unite! But first, fuck that specific group, they should change to be more to my liking.”

Everyone needs to get Chicago’s name out of their mouths after mass shootings.

OK Let’s follow her train of thought. Chicago – a locality that isn’t isolated from the rest of the country (geographically) has some of the strictest gun laws, but still sees a lot of gun related crime. OK, let’s accept that. But then you look at entire countries where strict gun laws are uniformly applied from coast…