One can always count on “Jaguars Junction” to... steal the show.

You are the greatest satirist since Jonathan Swift.

This really is my favorite running piece at Deadspin. Let’s talk about the Jags, but really, let’s talk about our lives and where we find ourselves.

I know right? San Diego is a total dump. Who’d want to go there for a vacation? LA though! Yeah buddy!!!

I think you’ll find Carson, Calif. to be somewhat lacking as a “destination”.

I’m just disappointed they didn’t go so far as to describe Eagles fans as “fine people”.

Looks like a lot of parole violations to me.

We’re not even the fucking primary demographic of rap concerts.

Still not terrorism. Terrorism isn’t a numbers game. It’s motive. We don’t have a motive for his actions. We have only the result.

I know for a fact that John Daly is an American who has certainly been affected by many Hurricanes.

I think his handlers know that if they don’t kiss the ring at all times, he’ll get all pissy and soon they’ll be gone.

Dude is running out of finite energy.

It’s not a lack of compassion or empathy that makes me not give a shit what a guy who is famous for being good at throwing a ball thinks of social issues.

Nah I’m fine.

I’m down to one league that I have played for 15 years with the same group of friends. Once you’re doing more than 2 leagues it’s a time-suck and I found it detracted from my enjoyment of football. Plus a lot of the time you end up having conflicts with players you own in one league and are playing against in other…

Texans! We’re ridin’ high, baby! Nothing can stop us now! Us meaning me and the team, with whom I am very close, obviously!

This sounds like some bullshit a *insert team name here* fan would spew.

My primary question was concern for what the hell is in the water in Minnesota that is absolutely crippling to knees.

Look, I’ll start paying attention to what Sherman says as soon as I start playing IDP leagues.

Luckily I’m in a Points Per Genuine Sympathy league.