See you next Tuesday!

It’s not buy one, get two, moran. 

Here’s hoping there are pics with his homeboys, Slick Willie and that orange piece of shit, old whatshisname.

Trump’s dick makes you smile?

Bottom right, America’s betrayal is written all over her face. 

Whoosh!

That deplorable one gave me a little hope at first, but damn, the math at the end ruined it for me.

DRAIN THE SWAMP!!!

He got that quote from American Idol, right?

2% of the time, they lie all the time!

Trump: “She’s not my type”

Unfortunately for you and your fellow travelers, the response will be disproportionate and terminal.

I hold Barr in contempt for being alive so everything he does fits under that umbrella, including playing bagpipes.

Of course he knew. His report basically told Congress to do their job. 

I’m fine with Republicans once again showing their ass for the history books. 

“Mr. Mueller, would you prosecute any American not currently under DOJ protection for obstruction based on the behavior revealed in your team’s report?”

Just because he said Obama would do exactly that doesn’t mean it ever occurred to Trump to do it.

I’m starting to think this guy didn’t have a plan. 

I remember once, when I was five, my mom overcooked my steak and I said “fuck this”. Mom goes “that door ain’t locked, bitch”. So I headed off on my own, as one does if living conditions where one is staying aren’t perfect. I mean being lost, scared, dirty and hungry definitely beats being scared, dirty and hungry,…

Here in Northern California gold country: