It looks like she broke it.

Trying to get punched in the dick seems like an odd fetish, though. 

2% of sexual assault claims are bogus. Trump has had 22 bogus accusations leveled against him. The odds of that boggles the mind. That man must have the worst luck!

I live in a blue dot surrounded by quite a bit of red. The other day I saw this huge ass old pickup truck and what looked like an already torn and faded MAGA bumper sticker. When I caught it at a red light I realized it was modified. A bit out of order but it was saying:

They are better than everyone else yet every goddamn thing is an existential threat to their existence. Bitches.

Trump: “Tell them, Melania.”

Am I supposed to be aroused after reading this? Because I’m hard as fuck.

Born into money and raised in NYC, still hillbilly as fuck. 

Liberal cucks have no use for their dicks anyway, or so I’ve been told.

You can tell by the way he wears caps that he doesn’t like them, doesn’t know how to wear them and will never be comfortable wearing them.

“.....the urine analysis shows it was the vice-presidents urine, but the handwriting expert says the first lady wrote it.”

The Argentinians! 

Or a thousand years behind. 

my take was someone had a negative interaction with the dog, Perrette went to bat for the person she bumped into the usual “but my dog is a good dog and its no big deal so suck it up”

The first part of your comment is spot on, but no amount of spin can change the fact that Obama took Bush dog shit and made lemonade. Trump, to his credit, has been able to ride that Obama momentum, but coattails aren’t forever and I do fear an economic slowdown or worse might be headed our way.

You’re lucky I have nowhere to set this sweet glass bubbler to free up my hands for throwing, sir. 

I remember big stupid me thinking Dubya was as bad as it could get. 

America’s reach is everywhere. There’s no getting away from an idiot American president.

Phrasing!

Unchecked, unregulated capitalism will inevitably lead to human enslavement, rivers on fire and air you can chew. Anyone who so much as used a history book for a pillow in high school understands this. The greatest trick the Republican party ever played was getting poor people to go around bitching about government…