If the Michael Cohen hearings taught me anything, it’s that these week-ass blowhards would get destroyed in a debate with the likes of AOC or Ayanna Pressley.

Interesting. I always wondered why pussies needed guns. Chemical attacks. It all makes sense now!

He’s no Franklin D Roosevelt, that’s for sure.

Trump likes his women Russian, manly and topless on a horse. 

I’ll thank you not to besmirch Fred Flintstone like that, sir.

This is very good.

It could be acid, or poison, or something flammable or biological.

Self defense from a milkshake? Only if the jury is made up of 12 pussies like you.

Either the price hasn’t kept up with inflation since my misspent youth or people up there are kind of lightweights.

My second wife will definitely be an immigrant.

No place in the world has what we have in terms of ridiculous immigration laws.

Here in Nevada County, CA I pay about 25% tax at the local dispensary after the state, county and Nevada City get their cut. So a $40 eighth is $50 out the door. I’m lucky enough to able to grow all I need but I still like to sample interesting strains when they come around and I don’t mind being taxed a little, but…

Saying I wouldn’t support either side doing what McConnell did is not pearl clutching.

Well, here’s the thing: either we cheat by their rules, or we actually hold them accountable for their constant cheating, by force if necessary.

“Leave my dad out of presidential politics!” ~ Tugboat Meghan McCain

It’s pretty fucked up to imply only white, male, straight, cis and middle class people have the integrity to live up to the words of Michelle Obama. I reject your premise and you can fuck right off.

The fact that Mueller addressed the media at all disproves that he felt Barr acted in good faith, Sarah.

Yeah, yeah, I get it. Anyone not willing to subvert the Constitution in this political climate is a loser. Sad!

The one good thing about stupid people is that they’re more than willing to loudly self-identify themselves as such in public. 

I’m okay with that. Trump is the only human on the planet who is never wrong. I wouldn’t put that kind of pressure on myself.