There’s a reason the phrase “Drastic times call for drastic measures” exists.

• Anyone that lives in “blue states”

Go ahead and drop Beto O’Rourke. He’s a try-hard dork who’s an embarrassment to his family and his party. Amy Klobuchar is so unlikable she makes Hillary Clinton look like Sally Duncan. That’s two right there, DNC.

So in being willing to do the same thing you’re saying you’re fine with what McConnell did, which literally helped SCOTUS strip away rights from countless people, but my hypothetical refusal to join in is problematic for you? Cool.

I would not support any Democrat doing what McConnell did to Obama and Merrick Garland. If that makes me a dipshit in your eyes, I’m fine with that. 

Our president is still working through understanding how walls work. He’s not ready for next level shit like ladders. 

2018 Chip Roy: “That migrant woman should not have an abortion.”

“All of a sudden, the people who can afford to get good care - the people who can afford to fly to New York [from Europe] and go to Memorial Sloan Kettering [Cancer Center] - those people are all better off,” Francis said.

“Drooling on yourself and shitting your pants at the negotiating table really isn’t any different than check-raising your opponent when you have the nuts if you think about it.”

My hands are smallish relative to everything else on my body (hello ladies!) so I generally don’t engage in size shaming, but Trump is a prick who does so fuck him. That picture up there, the forced perspective should be adding some size, but I’ll be damned if it does. And he’s what, 6' 3"? Sad!

Life isn’t a Godfather movie, Dipshit Donnie, in the real world nearly everyone flips.

We don’t know that for sure.

Everything we do is upside down and backwards. The highest office in the land should be held to the highest standards. Seems a no-brainer to me. 

A coup against a citizen who is running for office? How does that work? 

I wish he could see the turd he created with his vile political views.

Yeah, well, if my dad’s legacy when it comes to presidential politics was Sarah Palin, I’d beg everyone to change the subject too.

Oh Spotted Dick, you tickle me.

“That was an incredible evening at sumo,” Trump said later. He concluded, simply: “Sumo wrestling.”

And another thing, Mr. President....

Perhaps that’s sending me a signal?