So a fake-tough guy whining on Twitter every goddamn day makes us look “strong” to the rest of the world? Sure, buddy.

You talking about all those Democrats working for the FBI and whatnot? Cool, cool. 

The Russian trolls are all fired up over your comment. I’m surprised the pathetic fucks can spell “Constitution” to be honest. They sure as hell haven’t read it had it read to them.

So to be clear, there was an investigation into a hostile foreign power’s interference with the 2016 election. This investigation revealed that Russia did indeed go all in on influencing the election. And Donald Trump’s (husband to Melania, father to Ivanka, former husband to Ivana) response is to investigate American…

Sometimes I have to remind myself that these tweets are coming from the president and not that lazy, incompetent co-worker that everybody has and nobody likes. The one who spends the entire lunch hour listening to Rush Limbaugh in their car. 

“lack of confidence on his part that he really couldn’t match the greatness of the challenge that we have,” adding, “I pray for the president.”

“This whole thing was a takedown attempt at the president of the United States”

Listen, Fox News snowflakes, I work in a national forest. The visitors are 98% white, and the amount of trash, feces and used toilet paper that I come across on a daily basis would stagger you. 

I would add that the only “religious freedom” they believe in is white Christians telling everyone else what to do. Politically active Christians are, on the whole, garbage people.

Two dozen states and cities are suing the Trump administration over new rules that allow insurance companies, healthcare providers, and employers to refuse to cover procedures that they say conflict with their conscience because of their religious beliefs.

Give the urbans what they want, boom, lock up the black vote for 2020. Genius. Stable genius. 

I thought they got rid of the position altogether way back when I was wee lad just learning to read after that one Surgeon General was telling everybody to smoke. If I recall, he even took out ad space on cigarette boxes to encourage the habit. 

“Do you know what an REO rate is?”

Anything is in play when it comes to people, and even more so with people with money. I have no doubt that a piece of shit like Fred Trump would beat a son who was a disappointment to him, especially a surefire fuckup like Donald. But sex stuff? I have no guess. It could just be the beatings drove him to mommies safe…

The contrast between Obama’s message of hope and optimism and Trump’s constant barrage of “fatigue and hopelessness” staggers me at times. Turns out there’s a large swath of people clinging to life - as well as a way of life that never actually existed - who prefer the ugly, the gloomy and the doomy. Life sucks for…

Grandpa’s not the hero I pretend him to be. The aforementioned quote was first uttered to my grandmother as she mowed the lawn one hot summer day as gramps refused to do it because she wouldn’t let him go play poker with his buddies.

Same thing his mouth does on Fox News, no doubt. 

Liberate, ventilate. Tomato, tomahto. 

Trump’s worldview on army guys and firefighters and truck drivers and so on matches the one I held in third-grade. Something seriously arrested the guy’s development.

These chumps are chanting “lock them up” about people who were doing their jobs and looking into a hostile country’s interference with our elections, yet it’s the brown immigrants who need to take a civics test.