D-Day

America needs to adopt the George Costanza method for that entire region. 

The accidental genius of Trump is that his combination of incompetence and moral bankruptcy leaves behind such an incredible trail of misdeeds that any investigation into his life cannot help but shoot out into a thousand directions.

Bolsonaro: **unzips**

I thought the video he posted was promoting tourism.

In any case, Bolsonaro followed up on Wednesday by tweeting a simple question: What is a “Golden Shower”?

Well there are a lot of fish out there. The only question is how many of each variety. 

How such a” big tough winner” like Trump can play the victim every goddamn day and sell it to his supporters is beyond me.

he hates God, he hates Christians, he hates all religions.

We don’t talk about it. 

That picture of Trump.

“I’ll tell you what VHS is, kid. It’s a device that tethered you to the television if you wanted to use it. So say you wanted to watch a little porn. Well, sir, you were stuck doing your business wherever the VHS was, which made it too easy for your dipshit little brother to walk in on you while you were wanking it,…

The greatest liar of all time is always speaking the truth. The catch is you have to turn it 180 degrees before the truth reveals itself.

Putin certainly thinks so.

He’s the guy who once worked at McDonald’s. Try to keep up. 

The right in a nutshell. They’ll love a man they know in their hearts is unfit for office if it means the libs got owned.

All the Japanese with their yen

The House Financial Services Committee, led by Rep. Maxine Waters, also is investigating Trump’s ties to Deutsche Bank.

Sorry sorry, I said affairs when I really meant ‘traditional marriage’.

His supporters cling to the constitution and the bible only when it suits them. They are short-sighted and stupid. Hypocrites and liars. There are countless examples from the last two years that if you Trump and insert Obama, they would be losing their minds and screaming about the constitution until their dying…