It wouldn’t bother Trump in the least. He said that Cohen testifying he was unaware of any collusion between Trump campaign and Russia* was the only honest thing Cohen said all day. This is a thing the rest of us stop doing by third grade. “Everything my teacher says are lies except the good stuff”.

During the speech he said something along the lines of “Mueller has the worst reputation of any person he’s ever heard of”.

He’s been too busy getting together his tax returns, insurance papers, bank loans, school transcripts, financial statements, bank statements.....and any other documentation that easily disproves everything that lying liar Cohen said yesterday.

“I told him it was tomorrow. Fuck that guy.”

Birther #2 borrows Birther #1's prop, defends Birther #1 as not a racist. Birther #2 gets called out for it, throws hissy fit about how he, Birther #2, is not a racist. Old black guy who has definitely seen and heard some shit soothes Birther #2's feelings. Middle-aged white guy working on his second joint just stares…

“This wasn’t a walk away like you get up and walk out,” Trump said, like a person who definitely doesn’t have brain worms. “The relationship was very warm and when we walked away it was a very friendly walk.”

“So Trump knew ahead of time that a big dump was coming?”

Would also accept “We all agree I lied to Congress before. You’ve been calling me a liar all day. Now I am saying the opposite. How can I be lying both ways?”

That was an incredible moment in agenda being laid bare history.

I’d hate to see the line you’d have to cross before Meadows considered it a racist comment. A hateful person like him, it has to be ugly.

It’s a move that definitely doesn’t come from a position of strength. 

Follow up question: “Why did you play your trump card the night before, are you tampering or merely incompetent?”

This stupid piece of shit thinks they have some bombshells to drop on Cohen that puts his integrity in question and subverts his testimony. News flash, idiots: Cohen worked for Trump for over a decade. We already know he’s a piece of shit. And he knows we know. It’s a good bet that anything he tells Congress, he will…

Spoiler alert:

Standby for tweet from Don Jr, talking about what a great president his daddy is.

That’s just like, your opinion, person.

It’s like a tweet from her dad.

They want the ability to live in a country where’s there’s the potential for upward mobility.

Nah, progressives drive the economic engine in this country. Who do you think pays all those tax dollars that flow into MAGA country?

Have you seen my stapler?