HAHAHAHAHAHAH I get it!!!

Well I fucked a queen. I fucked Bach.

I have second-hand PTSD.

It’s absurd on its face!

You know the old saying, “It’s all fun and games until a baby gets locked up or a peach cobbler left too long in the sun tries to kiss you on the mouth”.

“If you are willing to ignore Donald Trump’s own words on the subject of his unwelcome sexual assaults, it will become clear that this accusation is absurd on its face,” White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders said in a statement.

“Air intake valves”, my ass.

I’ll never forget during the 2016 campaign driving due west of Bakersfield on I-5, seeing migrant workers in the fields alongside the interstate and looking at my phone and seeing it was 103 degrees. I just started seething thinking about Trump and his supporters, knowing that the people out in the fields were better…

Haha Smucker Carlson!

Please tell me some of this happened at Long John Silver.

6G? Weak!

Putin’s Reverse Creamsicle

That poor motherfucker definitely saw it coming.

That’s an uncleaned PussyWhacker2000.

“I mean, would you even read a book titled “Love In The Time Of Healthy Drinking Water? I know I wouldn’t!”

The entire Baby Boom population alive today had the #Measles as kids

She’s clearly a pill head too.

Needs more #HashBrowns

Bring back our childhood diseases? Slander? Libel?

Omar, who lived in a Somali refugee camp as a child and then became one of the first Muslim women elected to Congress