Now the only dog I had ever seen that was as big as Duchess was Rex, a Doberman Pinscher who belonged to the Bacote family who lived around the corner from my childhood home. Unlike Duchess, Rex lived outside, tied up in the back yard. Every time I walked past the Bacote house, Rex would bark and pull at his chain. To…

I don’t want to know anyone who assumes a dog will always bite.

Listen, I’m sure there are a few of my fellow white people out there eating unseasoned chicken wings, but I’ve never met one. And if I ever do, I will be sure to mock them until my throat is hoarse. Count on it.

I have no reason to wear blackface that supersedes my desire to not hurt people.

And Santa

This one’s on England, baby!

“See this? That’s a car. 275 thou. Might want to hang on to that one.” ~ Lloyd Christmas

Among their concerns was that if Mr. Trump won the election and then defaulted, Deutsche Bank would have to choose between not collecting on the debt or seizing the assets of the president of the United States.

“Melania, get in here! Hurry up before it goes soft.”

Remember when Trump told the kids at the border with pepper spray in their eyes to shake it off?

Hopefully this is the part where the Mueller team is forced to reply with something to the effect of, “Given the evidence against Mr. Stone....lying to Congress, recovered deleted texts and e-mails, recorded conversations, etc., it was obvious to us that he was simply not above destroying any remaining evidence he…

The clunky scenario given by the governor refers to a situation where a newborn cannot live without the assistance of life support.

“A benevolent what now?” ~ every person who has ever lived and died.

Comments validated by the president, who immediately attacked the source instead of the content.

He’s always known, but in 2019 it’s no longer an abstract concept for him.

“Ok, next question...

It does appear that the Stone firing might have been arranged to give him cover to work underground for Trump.

Honestly, I could live with an outcome of Trump living out his days a free man, albeit bitter and alone. Don Jr. rotting in prison, put there because in the end, daddy had to save daddy. The myth of Donald Trump completely and permanently shattered.

It just occurred to me that 2019 Don Jr. reading that quote just might shit his pants.

“....he goes, ‘My son’s a loser, I guess’”