I’m not sure why you would fixate on that part of the story. It’s perfectly normal and not at all suspicious to finish making your case with “This is not made up”. I do it all the time!

A Presidential pardon will do that for a man.

White with gold?!?

The good news is it’s not too late for DeVito to play Stone in what is going to be an amazing movie.

But I will not quit, I will not fold, I will not bend

I see a blue dress with black lace.

If Trump shot Cohen on the steps of Congress, I would have to admit to a certain amount of grudging respect for Trump. And then I would cook up a giant fucking batch of popcorn.

I know you’re referring to Stone, but one of my favorite parts of this whole thing is Trump’s inability to contain his glee like a child with a juicy secret. While this was all going down, Trump just couldn’t help himself on the campaign trail, and gave all those shout-outs to WikiLeaks.

“You sing like a canary in court, and the dame gets cement shoes, see?”

Thanks for that.

I love it!

It’s no surprise that people who watch Fox News, and the people who work there, don’t know what investigative journalism looks like.

The good news is, much like Trump, Stone is too fucking stupid...

“Is she a co-defendant?”

This line of thinking slays me.

A sentence truly dripping with delicious irony.

“Well, I have to speculate about that. Since it never happened, it appears to me that they have composed testimony for someone. Perhaps Rick Gates. Perhaps Steve Bannon. Perhaps someone is bearing false witness against me,” Stone said.

Rooting for people to lose their jobs? Someone tell central casting this Trump snowflake is a little too on the nose.

No, pizza. Try to keep up.

Oh snap, pretend daddy’s organization tells the little weirdo pretend daddy never loved him. And now little weirdo’s heart is in handcuffs too.