Backup cameras.

Tilt steering wheel. You don't know what you got till it's gone.

Paul McCartney is not a "she"

"Comedy" segments on pregame shows. Most pregame shows are, by themselves, bad. Adding a comedian whose best days are behind him to do a schtick just makes it worse. My Dad DVRing 17 weeks of FOX's NFL Pregame so he can show Frank Caliendo's segments to his friends makes me wish I was an orphan.

Not a thing, despite constant attempts across Gawker sites (including this one) to make it a thing. Just stop.

"Mein Fuher, I CAN WALK!" so good.

"Florida Man Scores Game-Winning Basket For Wrong Team"

This is the best bear because he goes all scorched earth on the apparatus even after the deer is down, thus protecting his brethren from suffering a similar fate.

On the plus side, he totally completed the trifecta.

I am not crazy and if you say I am I will murder you horrifically. I hope I've proven my point.

What is wrong with the term "fried egg"? I know exactly what you mean (the yolk is completely cooked and not runny at all) and there's that phrase "it's so hot you could fry an egg on the sidewalk." I'm originally from New England, maybe this is a regionalism?

Yeah, most places when you ask for over medium, the entire yolk will explode when your fork hits the egg.

The yolk is still soft, but only slightly runny. If the egg explodes with yolk as soon as your fork touches it, that is not over medium, that is over easy.

i would define "over-medium" as flipped yolk-side-down for about 5-7 seconds depending on how hot the pan/griddle is.

"Fried" is a relatively reasonable answer for a kid. They just need someone to explain that there's then over easy, over medium (although like two restaurants in America can actually prepare an egg over medium), and over hard. Nobody would ever refer to sunny side up or especially scrambled as "fried."

Peter Sellers did a ton of improv in Dr. Strangelove