I love the fact one guy walks over and pushes a kart away, as in save the kart from this crap and another karter just say fuck this and goes for a lap. :)

I will use this as a reason to call Quebec separatists Latin

Vuvuzelas were a fucking abomination. Every single game telecast from the 2010 WC sounded like a goddamn swarm of bees had invaded the stadium. Just...... no. Never again.

This makes perfect sense. You see, he was fired for "running". He was hired for "coaching". It is perfectly clear that if you are "running" then, by default, you are not "coaching". Even though he was "coaching running". I don't see what the problem is.

So no one's posted Tourettes Karaoke yet? Am disappoint.

I thought I was going to be like this.. He starts singing at about 30 seconds. NSFW.

I almost find it funny (odd) that Todd Kalas thought of Don Zimmer as a grandpa figure, not only because Todd's father Harry was only 6 or 7 years younger than Zim, but because a great deal of people here in the Delaware Valley considered Harry Kalas to be a grandfatherly figure, and we definitely took it hard when he…

I think he is referring to miller lite. Their cans are electric blue. But bud light is the official sponsor of the UFC "here we go"

"As far as gerbils go, he was one of the very best."*

It took me a second to remember the band name, but check out Matmos's album A Chance to Cut is a Chance to Cure. This video reminded me of it. Apparently, they used samples from plastic surgery to create the tracks.

#NotAllUFCfans, right?

I feel like I'm the only MMA fan that actually reads Deadspin.....

Your characterization of the UFC fan demographic is about as off as your decision to include "electric-blue pee-paint"

I get rest, but what paint is this blue electric?

Perplexed by electric-blue pee-paint...

Just imagine if his parents had named him Jon Homerton! Just imagine! I love to imagine! Do you? Imagining stuff like puppies than can talk, or a cup of root beer that automatically refills itself, or a trampoline the size of a football field. Imagining is the best!

Wayne: Excuse me, what are you guys doing here in the middle of the street?

I think it would be great to know when a streetview car is coming and set up a rally stage to force the car to drive it. Get a bunch of people to line the stage and set up a winner's circle at the end to make the driver feel special.

And after that, Dakotasota