If Qatar tries to bid on the Winter Games, my understanding is that it would be backed by its Free Labour party.

In case nobody has let you know yet, you are the worst writer on deadspin.

+1

Russian dudes are always threatening to kill people- It's nothing to worry about though- they only follow through about half the time...

Is it at all possible for that "he gone" to be any more irritating?

I don't think I've ever posted to Deadspin sober.

I'm drunk right now and this just looks like a normal pregame show.

Everyone wants it to be a wrangler, and rightfully so. But it'll most likely be this thing.

Why would you blow $30K to de-nature a bugeye WRX? Don't get it.

That's because the other 148 are in Vancouver. Richmond, to be exact.

People always want to write them off as being super aggressive and unfriendly, but I've never had a problem with female softball players.

My only question... What is your hash name??

Who the hell is Wale?

"That was unintended" is the most common phrase heard around the Mets organization.

He looks alright, but it's kind of depressing that he's still only able to speak gibberish.

Some bitchin jumps would help.

OH FUCK YOU

As a professional knife thrower, I can say that you don't know what you are talking about. Knives of that size don't "vibrate" when they hit a target and are so light that they move rather slowly through the air. I will say that such small knives are quite inaccurate and if I was attempting some of these stunts, I…

Chrome off a trailer hitch...

Some of the nurses were upset after seeing the injury, but refrained from crying in front of the producer since he was already running low on tissue.