I love this feature, I don’t have any damn at all to check for new releases myself and never remember to do it anyway, thank you for doing the work for me.

Or is he trying to say he’s distracted and not reading carefully when his kid is melting down so he’s just going by the picture on the package? I’m not sure what he’s getting at here

Probably more snobby than petty but...she asked which war was the Hitler one.

As a drummer, I get that all the time.

The A’s suck!

how was the coma, Street Fighter came out in 1987 and never went away  

It’s from Parks and Recreation

I’m thinking any kind of seed or nut combination is the worst food to barf. Like a whole big bag of pumpkin seeds or some kind bars or something that holds it’s edge a little. Full disclosure, I have stomach stuff and barf all the time, so I have some credibility here.

There’s nothing in the rulebook that says an elephant can’t play.

Eh doesn’t come in until puberty. You start thinking about apologizing for everything all the time...you even feel like apologizing when you’re standing in front of the class... and oh man like a shot from heaven, you wake one morning and there’s Eh where there wasn’t Eh before.

Except she’s real, it’s fucking crazy but check it out: https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-features/billie-eilish-cover-story-triumph-weird-863603/

Congratulations on inventing a survival raft you have to pump up yourself, I guess.

I think that survey only went to the staff is why.

That’s better.  I needed that.  Vultures man?

I want to put this comment on my fucking fridge so I can read it every morning.

Good goddamn I forgot how beautiful Rob Lowe was then.

Oh it was that this guy was rolling around the world on a wheelchair, there’s a music video. I don’t remember any of these brat pack people being in it but I was very young at the time so who knows.

Oh hell yes I love a 3rd album. The Glorious Sons are just about to put one out that’s going to be way better than their first two - no small part because they have a little money from touring off their second record - and if anyone outside of Canada ever likes them they get to immediately start to suck and turn into…

Oh let me post this again for any idiot that didn’t play it, it’s perfect:

Just gonna casually accuse a past president of fucking teenage girls and then conspiring to kill a guy in jail, normal stuff.