I sometimes wonder what it is like to be a man in an aging, deteriorating body.

Oh ya, never in the summer. I lived on Cortes Island for a bit and that just wasn’t done. They fucking spawn all over themselves all summer, it’s pretty gross.

Has there ever been a movie/TV series made from a book that is as good or better than the book?

No. Fucking. Stopping.

Agree/Affirm - flights is stupid.

Bill Spaceman Lee has a bunch of good Eck stories in his book The Wrong Stuff. He would say weird shit to batters like, “here’s some cheese for your kitchen” and then brush them back.  And he once told Spaceman that he throws steak and Bill throws salad.

For Vancouver, BC:

East Van Brewing Company on East Pender does it right but the service is hipster slow. Also their flights are the on East Van crosses which is a little on the nose:

Then Putin will knock everything off the table and look you right in the eye while he shits in his Putin box.

Sounds like an out of control gambling habit to me but what the fuck do I know.

Or molested like 18 women...the last 18 months have ruined me as a human being.

I’m old too:

Yup, right.

Thanks!...I think.

Right? It’s a just little on the fucking nose.

To be fair, I ran into Green Day on the street about a month ago and had no idea idea until one of the people I was with said, “Yup, that was Green Day walking into the Number 5 Orange back there.” It’s weird when you don’t recognize someone on the street that you immediately recognize on a screen or poster or…

Ya, I’m feeling old here, that’s kind of a common phrase for fucking up or covering up for someone in a way that some boss or “system” subsequently owns your ass at the end of the day. At least I thought it was common. It’s entirely possible it seemed common to me because I really liked the show NYPD Blue before it…

kangaroos have their balls attached in front of their dicks, but I digress.

#seniorgoals +1

Looks like pork loins covered in Worcestershire sauce with some kinda all-in-one pork seasoning and approximately -20% fat. Maybe he’s going to use them in his landscaping, they won’t be usable as food.