or maybe your dad knew he was stealing your shit and instead of telling you, because why would you believe that, he wanted you to figure it out for yourself so you had to believe it....

+ if you’re really trying to impress women -> you have a fucking baby with you. they work about 500X better than cute puppies.

That’s one of the biggest problems in the NFL Coaching world today. There are truly gifted D/O C’s who get promoted into a role that doesn’t leverage their skills and allows them to make abysmal calls.

you said you would have “hiptossed this dude onto his head without even thinking about it.” that is looking for a fight. there is no why you can say you arent because you basically said you were. you see something that has literally nothing to do with you (not your store, not your phones) and you would have stopped…

and when you attempt to do that to the wrong person, you’re gonna get shot or knifed. good luck...

what is really a shame is she has a child with her and has zero problems acting like this in front of them. great roll model lady... doesn’t matter if she’s completely correct, her having a temper tantrum will only reinforce her children doing it...

fuck that. you have zero idea if this guy has a gun or knife. just stay out of his way until police arrive. not worth putting your life at risk for a few $k worth of metal/glass/plastic

of course, but does the guy who owns the pizza joint down the street that gets an uptick in business during events care where the money comes from? all he sees is that his government passed a bill that is actively causing organizations to pull their events from the nearby venue, and therefor people, away from his shop.

yes. you can figure out what a “normal” business day is like, in a $ figure, and figure out what a game day business day (or weekend) is like, then you can figure out a rough % of traveling fans. multiply the traveling fans by the revenue generated from game day and then subtract normal business day revenue and you…

a gay priest who doesnt touch little boys!?!?!

as gas prices go up:

they don’t come with the hulk hands. none of the jackets come with anything but the jacket. go to the website and click on each one, at the bottom it has a note saying something along the lines of “items included: coat”

i can’t image anyone who doesn’t know anything about sheet music finding any of that funny or helpful

because most people aren’t morons with their expensive products. “leapt from my sweatshirt pocket”... ok.... (s)he is an idiot.

LOL @ that overpriced piece of shit case.

I’m guessing he doesn’t fly coach. they probably send a plane for him, which would be much less stressful

Countercountercounterpoint: World Fucking Champions!

hit a cyclist while driving? that’s a buckeye.

Before you ask, the answer is no—I have never won a MacArthur Genius Grant.

so if you find yourself in a water fight with this dude, just stay ~10 feet from him. he’s carrying like 5 gallons of water + all of the other shit, so probably 75lbs of water/gear. shouldnt be too hard to out maneuver him