Football Move: A move that will be called in opposition of whichever call the Redskins would prefer, because the Redskins suck ass.

as an eagles fan, the only thing that made me kinda ok with this trade back in april was the fact that the browns get so few things correct.

First Roger would inquire as to if any balls were deflated in this incident. Then he would only suspend him 2 games. Maybe 1 because he’s white.

wtf are you people doing with your phones?!?

the minimum salary for a 1st year player is 450k, so it’s not really that far off.

See: Rice, Ray: 2013 statistics.

in other astonishing news, yesterday the Columbus prosecutor’s office announced that the sky is, in fact, blue

does listening to a book count as reading a book?

oh please stop. i actually went there and have a large contingent of my friends/family that went there, on top of living in PSU country. not everyone is a mouth breathing/knuckle dragging idiot. some of us (including the football fans) actually realize what a problem this is and don’t support JoePa or the admin for…

Wawas are convenience store that have deli counters. super wawas have gas stations and are becoming the norm.

Whole Foods is a place, you know...

Marvel tried this and realized it’s insanely hard and they’re light years ahead of Singer and the X-Men. How in the hell does he think he’s going to do it better when he can’t even produce competent movies?

my mom owned a travel agency back in the day. this was her advice to everyone. we always had black luggage.

wait, print media is losing money???? who could have guessed that would ever happen in 2016...

i present to you exhibit A:

wow. you really are slow.

read harder, you’ll find it... maybe... you don’t seem too bright...

did you bother to read the 1st half of the 1st sentence?

not saying he did/didn’t make it up, but the dude is dumb as a sack of potatoes. to presume what would go on in a head that stupid is impossible for an intelligent person to comprehend

or because, you know, it’s a big fucking trailer, so it’s probably pretty hard to back up into that small area that the previous trailer was in