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the only way that list of schools could get douchey-er is if you subbed Arizona with ASU

very Bond-esc, which always (until 1 of the Craig ones, i forget which) starts with Bond ending a previous mission

cards will never become virtual 100% of the time

why don’t we just get football players to play this sport?! there is no way AP is getting taken down like a bitch by #6.

hey look, here’s trick that doesn’t even line up properly, but it’s kinda close so fuck it...

+1

you say that now, but it’s a lot harder to avoid the mouse than you realize.

March, 2015- The Cowboys (aka Jerry) let DeMarco Murray walk to the Eagles because the stars on this team are the offensive line and any running back could have a good season behind them.

the lower coaches on the staff could be the coaches. QB coach of the NFL team is the HC of the farm team, things like that.

that’s not how it works. Cincinnati is obviously going to pick a shittier city than itself, like Cleveland.

you have no idea what you’re talking about. with average people, they want them in the casino 24/7, with high rollers (the only ones they’d give tickets to), they shower them with other things because they will eventually play for some random amount of time and lose insane amounts of money.

my wife cant seem to understand that i like boxed mac and cheese and really do not particularly like homemade mac and cheese. you would think she’d be happy that the one i like is a) easier to make and b) cheaper, but nope. she has to give me shit about it every time i roll my eyes at her saying she’s going to make…

since you had to get serious...

seriously? you’ve never walked into a sauna before??? temps are 150-190F and dry. i’d take that over 100F + 80% humidity

honestly never really done anything in orlando outside disney/universal, but there are plenty of other boring places in the world that dont have 1,000 acres of parks

this same sentence can be said by replacing Orlando with {insert city or state}, so you’re damned if you do and damned if you don’t, might as well have fun where ever you live

i’ve actually suggest moving to orlando to my wife so our kids can grow up going there and it doesn’t cost us millions of dollars

maybe every October instead of wearing pink they should start wearing purple for Domestic Violence Awareness month, since they can actually help this problem

The last 18 years have been full of traumatic injuries to both my head and my body.