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Weapon H

Because the experiments that created Wolverine and the Hulk went so peachy in the first place, they decided to combine the two?

Ha! Spot on. Wendig’s attempt at a poem is nursery rhyme level.

Came to say this.

So it should have been the last of the jedi?

Was expecting the guidelines for genetically engineering humans to be:

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A picture of the author:

Does Avatar even have a fandom?

What does he do in a casino? I assume coke.

Calcium. He’s part of a complete breakfast.

They should just bring back some of those on the nose movie titles from the 70s. I mean, for a killer app horror movie, what’s wrong with “Swipe Left For Terror”. Or “Angry Birds, Deadly Birds”.

Can we get Jack Nicholson bashing through the /roodder?

/paintitblack

How do they fit a planet inside a spaceship?

You’re not so noble now are you helium? In fact, you’re a bit salty.