You do know that in the book IT is actually a spider right? Or at least that’s the closest approximation that the human mind can make. No cocaine was involved in ABC execs coming up with this idea, there was a large pile of it involved in King coming up with it though.

Jesus! Full Metal Jacket came out the same year and he looked like this. Wonder which was shot first? Did he go from Thor to Pyle or the other way around?

I think it would be more appropriate for Harry to be a First Order officer.

I know right? All the stuff with the Meechum’s was pure gold. I thought Luke Cage was a much weaker show (the second half anyway) and it seems to get a pass from i09.

Well my standards for grammar are better than yours....

Obvious reasons being i09 shit all over a perfectly cromulant show because they didn’t cast an Asian actor in a stereotypical martial-artist role.

And they would be wrong.

Yoda disagrees.

Just watched it for the first time last weekend, was pleasantly surprised.

Next week’s news Lawrence Kasdan brought in to re-tool shitty script by who ever the fuck this is.

You try picking an outfit out when you don’t have a reflection.

I would explain it like this.

Me to the Sirens of Titans showrunners.

I think this works well

Flew right past him you say? Like this?