And Chris *checks headline* Evans as the hunky movie star that needs her to keep away obsessed fans?

Lizzo as the bodyguard and I’m in.

Lupita consistently has the best hair in Hollywood, I love what she’s doing here!

I didn’t follow the Mulaney/wife guy relationship dynamic super closely outside of his standup and I’m not a celeb goss person in general. But my only prevailing thought is holy FUCK do I feel terrible for Mulaney’s ex wife. To have your famous husband who paraded your supposedly blissful (and childfree) marriage…

I feel like this being treated differently because we all generally like JM and think his work is good. Which, I agree with.

I’ve always bought them at the dollar store. They are great to keep wet hair up and away while doing makeup (shower>makeup>hair, no other way) and dry hair up whenever? Doing chores? Working from home? Anytime you don’t want pony tail marks?

I’m wearing one right now. I call it my hot flash hair clip. Ever since one of my sisters recommended them for that use, I keep them around. 

Yes- but did you ever clip your lips?? That’s true nostalgia right there 

Every single person I know who uses these clips does this. It’s also very useful for amusing young children by whisper-yelling “the claaaawwwwwwwww” as you chop it up and down on yourself or in their general direction.

As strong as making a staple remover into a little snake head. 

The large clips were always an absolute fail for me because I have thick, long hair. However, they do make decent chip clips and cord keepers.

My first claw clip was a 1985 neon green one. I had to regularly soak it in hot water and sometimes use nail polish remover to remove the layers of Rave hair spray from it.

I’ve been wearing claw clips this whole time (they’re a great way to get your hair off your neck loosely, so it won’t mess up your style). Well.

Am I the only one that hates the term geriatric millennials?

As a Texan, a lawyer, and a fiercely pro-choice individual, there is nothing about this law that I don’t fucking despise, including the people who wrote it, the people who voted for it, and especially the contemptible assholes who will end up enforcing it by suing doctors and clinics. 

This is spot on. If the abuse happened, that’s a tragedy, and for that she deserves justice. But she’s also a pathologically lying charlatan that defrauded people out of billions, and for that she deserves justice.

She could go full on Elena Ferante - then she wouldn’t have to deal with an adoring public

Its only her second book. While I'm not a big fan of ms. Rooney, the idea that she's rolling in cash after two books is laughable.

I’m sure Sally Rooney doesn’t mind the great wads of money her ‘fame’ is bringing her.

Parent in this school system here. This is the same school district where Marjory Stoneman Douglas is—since the shooting there in 2018, all of the schools have armed police (not just the school resource officers they used to have) and this kind of security is pretty typical, especially at the high schools.