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Here’s some comic relief. Utah Mormons are famous for the names they come up with for their kids. An LDS man created this site to create your perfect Utah name.

Dear IDIOT peroxide brained Q-Twat,

When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die

I was trying for Parker Posey, but hey, as long as we’re in the Best in Show universe...

1. Good for you!

All of these Trumpers melting down because they are facing legal consequences of an attempted coup need to quit their bitching. When you attempt a coup, you do it with the understanding that things will go very badly for you if you fail. They’re lucky they live in a country that will give them their day in court.

You would think that someone who travels around in a private jet could pay for their own legal defense. 

I don’t think they actually care about human trafficking to be frank

I’m sickened by her choice of baby name because it sounds like a verb. 

She is “sickened” by human trafficking but not kids in cages (on Trump’s orders)? Those are some Olympic-level mental gymnastics.

My favorite tweet from yesterday: “How has Mike Pence heard Lady Gaga sing in person before me?”

How does she manage to be cooler than anyone else on the planet while taking out the TRASH? 

I think Joan has a different monitor/screen than mine because that outfit is all in the same colour, but slightly different shades. The pants are the same colour as the rest of the getup. Girl, “0ff-red?? You trippin’. (I edit videos for a living, I’m very colour sensitive)

RIGHT!!!!  She murdered this look.  COMPLETELY!

YouTube journalist = two words that should never be beside each other. 

To quote one of my favorite MST episodes:

“Wake up,” another wrote. “We’ve been had.”

“A lot of YouTube journalists have just lost one hell of a lot of credibility,”

Kamala’s outfit looked royal blue to me? HRC was definitely wearing purple, though.

Michelle Obama looked like Sister Night, only in dark red.