Elliot, beloved for his starring role in the film Juno and Whip It

Hello, idiot here, how do the pronouns he/they work together? Thanks in advance!

Hillsong is like all the acoustic guitar people at frat parties found each other and formed a church. Results seem pretty straight forward. 

Some Thanksgiving treats! With just us, we made everything smaller! My carmel apple mini bundt cakes with hot carmel sauce were to die for.

I was hoping people had finally tired of giving this racist money, but your take is probably more correct.

I would imagine with everyone staying home and wearing masks when the do go out, makeup sales are down quite a bit.

There’s so much to unpack when it comes to Americans deciding that other countries should overthrow their governments because we somehow know what’s best for the people of another nation? That’s just a new brand of colonialism, and it’s gross.

I have gone through a miscarriage and an abortion and I will never ask anybody about their fertility journey. I am sorry for both of your losses and I will probably never meet you in real life, but I feel for you. 

Pro tip: please don’t ask women why they don’t have kids, why they didn’t have more, or if they want more children. I experienced pregnancy loss and only told my immediate family. Since we have a young son, everyone feels entitled to ask me these questions. Since my miscarriage, I fumble through a vague deflection and…

I know it’s funny to snark on this situation, but I’m related to two immediate family members who are mentally ill but do not fit the strict legal criteria for involuntary treatment and/or commitment. (I suspect that’s the case with Petrie-Blanchard.)

-I loved the Sussex pond puddings, if only because I’m certain they were invented purely to show off. “That’s right, fellow 18th century British aristocrats, we can afford lemons. And not just candied peel or some bullshit, but whole lemons. We have so many we just chucked them into your dessert. Impressed?”

Look, as a lesbian who can’t bring her girlfriend home for the holidays, I am absolutely being pandered to. And I am HERE for it. I plan on sobbing my eyes out and watching this like... as many times as possible this year.

Also, Tegan and Sara wrote a Christmas song for the soundtrack.

People on the internet are…

My god....real tangible sentences! Coherency! Grammar! Actual speechifying! No mugging! No clichés! No constant rehashing of dumb soundbites over and over again and expecting that to be an answer!  From a President!

Wow just wow. Almost everyone quoted in this article is like, “yeah it’s shitty that my employees were treated like that but that’s how I was treated when I was in their position...” We talk about breaking the cycle of abuse in personal relationships and maybe we should start applying that thinking to the restaurant in…

Yes and I’m sure they do!

Hopefully he has a nice valet or butler or tennis instructor or Secret Service Agent to provide a decent male role model.

Just tremendous immunity.

I doubt Barron has spent more than a week with Dump if you added up every second they’ve been in the same room. Normally that would be sad but it’s his salvation.

If Trump has said more than 500 words to Barron in his entire life, I’d be shocked. 

What are the legal ramifications for somebody in a cult who also commits crimes? I don’t know enough about India’s involvement specifically, but my understanding of DOS was that it was basically a multi-level marketing scheme of blackmail, which is a crime. Yes, you may be “brainwashed,” but I believe you’re likely…