Sounds about white.  Nothing like failing upwards, it’s a good job if you can get it.  

I wish it were mine but I can’t take credit for it. Saw it on Twitter.

Remember the simple days when the world lost their mind about a baby called Apple?

I’m just looking forward to day when this kid legally changes his name to Bob just to spite these assholes. 

I’m literally so confused as to what she (lana del ray)’s on about.

Good lord she is fabulous

My guess, as I posted once before, is that if the X is (as in Portuguese and Catalan) pronounced “sh” and the Æ is as in encyclopÆdia, then the A is just a short a, it ends up being “Chia” as in the novelty plant tschotschke as seen on tv. Now with the roman numeral, perhaps, “Chia the twelfth”

“As of 2020, Del Rey has sold 19.1 million albums and over 13 million singles worldwide, while her YouTube and Vevo pages have combined lifetime views of 4.1 billion.”

My husband hates it when I use the term “ try hard,” but I’m sorry, this is Essence Of Try Hard.

This. Can we please stop giving these two attention whores the attention they clearly so desperately crave. She’s that obnoxious goth girl from high school, all grown up, and he’s a selfish Libertarian asshole/Space Karen and I wish they’d go away forever and take their crotch goblin with them. 

No one is suggesting you aren’t suffering. All women suffer for our gender, but in drastically different ways.

Apparently, Harry hates the term “Megxit” because it implies Meghan was the one who wanted to leave the U.K., though it is a convenient pun. Perhaps “Susxit”

Reading these stories reminds me why I worked three jobs before I got married to afford my own place. NO roommates, now and forever.

I love being quarantined with my roommate! It may be because she’s an essential worker so is gone for a good portion of the week, but we watch TV, get high, and I do my puzzle and she does cross-stitching. We also tell each other all of the minutiae of our days, or neighbor drama, because we are bored. And we laugh at…

I just sent a donation to Lillith Fund even though I live in WA, because fuck that guy.

Perhaps he had bone spurs in his feet. Worked for another well-known ghoul.

He's not selling his soul. It's a goddamn tv show, and it's his job to make money off such projects. I sincerely doubt anyone at Jezebel wouldn't jump at the chance if CBS (or even some third tier cable channel) offered them a deal based on the snarky Jez videos.

I worked on “wall street” (although only kids out of college and bros use that term) for over 10 years at major investment banks. Men who play these games have Axelrod, P Bateman, or Wolf of Wallstreet as their avatar everywhere. They are such basic bitches who get these jobs through frat or family connections and I…

Lol. I’m a woman who worked on Wall Street for more than 4 years and am 1000002% completely unsurprised by this. My coworkers and I once made a March Madness-style bracket of who in the office was the most bro-y.

Have you ever seen the thirsty men who go to work at hedge funds? They do this to completely overcompensate for their personality and neediness.