What a weird expectation to have for Dune.
Novel Solution
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I’m sorry, but if dude was expecting some light-hearted space romp, he’s clearly not read the book.
Also: The coat. The gloves. THE HAIR. I am here for it.
Stellan Skarsgård is some inspired casting for Baron Harkonnen.
Shelter Cat Update!
Most of my adult culinary disasters simply involve “overdoing the fancy” and I’ve pulled back significantly and learned to really appreciate good ingredients, simply prepared. I remember, back when a)my father was alive, and b)I ate meat, I made a roast beef dinner when he was coming over. I pulled out the…
It's French in the way DesMoines is French.
This is the quarantine content I need in my life right now, thank you! It reminds me of the Hater’s Guide to Williams-Sonoma christmas catalogue. I hope this becomes a mainstay for Jezebel.
That couch is literally not “French Country”-it’s modern. It belongs in one of those severely antiseptic houses where they’ve got two pieces of furniture and the rest is overpriced art.
A haiku:
The Karen “controversy” has been cracking me up this week. Nothing says “I’m a Karen” like trying to act like Karen is a slur.
No yuppie parent would name a child Kayleigh. That’s some Deep South Vacation Bible School naming right there.
It really is. My sister died in early March this year and she was 20. I remember being that age and it’s a really tough time.
“The awful presidency of President Obama?”
Her name is a nightmare to look at, it's like a yuppy parent's fever dream manifested in a series of letters.
Makes you wonder if Kellyanne is staring into a mirror, carefully studying her crowsfeet....remembering when....
I want to be clear here. I love pretty people! Some of my best friends are beautiful!!
It wasn’t embarrassing, but I had an EXTREMELY vivid dream about banging Viggo Mortensen in a library. It was so vivid I woke up thinking “I really gotta call Viggo back” and then remembering it hadn’t actually happened and I did not, in fact, have Viggo’s phone number. I effing WISH.