Remember when Michelle Obama met mini pope? We’re all cooped up, we need this right now:

All of these people are terrible (except the 10 year old).

Seriously, why labels don’t understand this is the perfect time to cash in on a new album for an artist who creates music like this is like

Totally agree - Fiona Apple’s music will be PERFECT for this time. 

I would argue with label execs that now is the PERFECT time to be releasing nes music. We are literally a captive audience, stuck in our homes, looking for entertainment.

Fiona is the exact vibe of right now.

I want to be that cat.  That is all. 

My in-laws live in Florida. They’ve been pretending that nothing has been happening until this point, even sounding annoyed when we call to check in on them. “Of course we’re okay. Why wouldn’t we be? Everyone is making a big deal out of nothing.”

I don’t mean to pick at ya, but actually all that suntanned infected youth came here from all over America.

There should be posters of that EVERYWHERE. Billboards. Mailers. Ads. Print it it on rolls of goddamn toilet paper.

“I don’t believe the President has ever belittled the threat of the coronavirus.”

Yeah, the appearance-based comments are pretty nasty and mean-girly. Most people’s styles are a mixture of environment and personal preferences - who cares if some women like to spray tan and have blond hair?

Boy Mama is the DUMBEST influencer branding I’ve ever seen. 

Living in the south I’ve noticed the more evangelical they are, the blonder their hair gets.

Gawddamn...even the sista is basic...

so, so many strappy heels

They look like this on Instagram because they look like this ALL the time. Seriously, within upper-middle-class southern Evangelical culture, there is a very narrow range of acceptable appearances. And the more evangelical, the narrower the range.

Holy Stepford Wives, Batman.

HOLY SHIT THAT’S A LOT OF BASIC BITCHES

So being a female Christian influencer means being made up like a beauty contestant and sexualizing yourself performing mundane tasks like eating donuts, laughing, and sitting in a car?