That reminds me, I should rewatch my favourite film, ‘Forgetting Sarah Marshall Law’.

I’m not saying America has the dumbest people in the world. But it’s a big country and so many of them treat stupidity like a virtue.

Theory one, with a side of two and three. First Ladies are expected to be Florence Nightingales and often interact with the sickest and most vulnerable of the population.  Female members of royal families around the world are expected to do the same, but so far we have not heard of any being infected. 

No child deserves that.

Literally heard this reply in Wanda Sykes’ voice from "Monster In Law."

Honestly, Marie Antoinette was MUCH better dressed.

No. No they don’t. The adults in the family need to be tried and jailed and have whatever real assets they possess to be seized. I’m 100% behind that hope.

Her idiocy makes me sad but your snark made me laugh. 

Aldich looks almost exactly like my 16.5 year old baby!

If you are stocking up, don’t forget to stock up for your pets. Our little asshole has litter, dry food, and wet food to last him for a month. We’ll be leaning on him for emotional support and cuddles during the “q”, so he’s finally gonna start pulling his weight around here.

Shelter Catstravaganza!

I want to tell you guys how much I love my boss who has literally invented work for me to do from home so I can get paid. I’m an office administrator and no one’s in the office. It’s a religious nonprofit and we’ve shut our whole campus down.

My dudes. I have had a win!!! I received word from my state’s Victims of Crime department and they BELIEVE ME. All the facts laid out to them in black and white and they are on my side. And they have paid me the highest amount available for the nature of the crime, plus lost wages. So to celebrate, I took myself off…

Is anyone else getting the impression that a lot of the older adults we’re supposed to be protecting with all this social distancing think it’s all a lot of nothing?

I love orange cake! That looks delicious. 

Your husband and I share a birthday!

People are starting to panic shop here, and I’m starting to worry about what will happen if everyone is quarantined? Will I not be allowed to go to work? Will I lose my job? We did our best to celebrate my husband’s birthday yesterday, much more subdued than usual, but I managed to badly decorate a cake, an orange…

Oh goddammit, you just made me cry. Like actual salty water just came out of my eyes. WTF?!  I hope you’re happy now. ;) I fucking love you, hester, for real. You have definitely made my life better, and this means a lot.

There’s something I find remarkable about my own capacity, even three-plus years in, to underestimate the absolute reckless incompetence of this administration.

While this comes as no particular surprise, kudos to Dr. Kloss for exposing the ineptitude from his family-adjacent perspective.