SMALL CLAMS COURT

At least he didn’t get physical and resort to using his mussels.

What happened to keeping clam and collected in fishy situations? He didn’t need to act so shellfish.

Don’t be so shellfish.

Ah, Florida Man. Never change. Particularly you, Mr Oleksik. Well done.

Shucks, if I were him I’d be clamoring to sue!

“Oh brilliant!” :) I bet her buddy Tennant gave her that one, haha

Forget it Jake, it’s Trumptown.

If I weren’t on family leave for my husband, I would also be working 9-5 today (every sunday, every holiday but Christmas!). Solidarity.

I’m glad you found happiness. I know what it’s like to be convinced that it was never in the cards for you, that good things only happen to other people. May life continue to surprise you with new, joyful additions to your life.

Your post was honest, vulnerable, and beautifully written. I wish you many more happy Christmases together. Some will be better than others, but work together on them. Here’s hoping that we all have a much better 2018!

My white husband is learning to make tamales tomorrow :D.

Cooking thread!

They all love coal so much, the only gift under the White House Christmas tree this year should be a truckload of fucking coal!

I hope she has to curtsy to Meghan once she’s married to Harry.

She knew exactly what the fuck she was doing.

My screen name isn’t a reflection on my personality or an expression of my true self.

I LOVE how stupidly happy they look. Totes jelly.

Good news...it gets easier as you get older and Princess Diana’s dress fades in the memory. I tried on a gown and it made me nervous, so I found a two-piece number that was flattering but didn’t make me look like I was trying to be Cinderella.

This is good advice. But it is hard to follow. Especially since I love drinks 3 and 4 most of all.