Seven stars for this response.

I’m pretty chill but, I want to crawl into the top photo ‘Ring’-style, yank all the books out of the fireplace while yelling ‘Kelly, just get me a %$@#*&! BILLY bookcase from IKEA, for the love of god. ‘ Yes, I understand it is for a shoot but still, throw them in the fancy chicken coop, anything but spines in!

I’ve had, on different occasions and many nights apart, erotic dreams about Adam Driver and Henry Rollins. I am not even remotely embarrassed. 

*cackles with delight*

*1000 stars*

Oh god, that party arrangement sounds awkward as hell and frankly awful. See, that is why I likes rooms and divided space, it can actually make a gathering feel cozy, people feel more relaxed instead of exposed and, if you need to leave the room and go to another, you can!

Yes, amen and amen to that!

Maryland native now living in Florida over here *waves.* While I do find many of the bungalow and cinder-block homes here charming, I do miss those brick homes that seem to dominate certain neighborhoods around the Montgomery County/DC area. I even miss those great old town homes in the capitol and how solid they…

I wonder what one calls a group of Basics? Like a heard of cattle, a romp of otters, that sort of thing. A Bunch of BBs? A Clutch of Karens?

Your work is so important right now. 1,000 stars to you. 

*DOUBLE HIGH-FIVE* Treat yo’ self!

That actually sounds really, really lovely. A perfect day on your terms, focused on friends, family, your husband, and yes, money in the bank after.

*Your * oh my goodness......

Your wedding will still be out of this world and with plenty of atmosphere.

This reminds me of an episode of ‘The Magnus Archives,’ an excellent, very chilling podcast. 

These Shelter Cat Updates are everything, thank you. 

Dillards is amazing like that and, sounds like you scored some serious glamour at yours.

Same. Saaaaame.

You are ten times better than I will ever be as I would have noped out of there ages ago AND gave everyone my two-cents about their horrible children. Like, huge props for putting up with everyone.

Oh wow. Where were you?