Seriously, it’s like people are actively trying to make 2016 worse than it already is.

One of my secret fantasies is to write one single perfect pop perennial Christmas song and keep the royalties and publishing rights. I would only have to do it one time, and those things basically self-promote, so between it showing up every single year and the many resulting covers, I would be set for life. The only…

Thanks for pointing that out. After further consideration, we shouldn’t give a damn about this Syrian girl, in view of the conduct of a Somali Muslim in Ohio.

I’m a native English speaker and taught in a foreign language to children. The mom has already said she is translating her daughter’s words into English. From the article:

As someone with a 2 year-old, yes, “I didn’t sleep. I am hungry” is something that every small child is capable of saying.

“In early October, the BBC interviewed Fatemah, questioning Bana Alabed’s English skills and the veracity of the claim that a seven-year-old was tweeting her experience with such clarity.”

I’m pretty sure the common thread here is marijuana. The employees got freaked out by a customer and hid in the back: high. Dude goes to CVS in the middle of the night looking for cheese and spends 45 minutes wandering around the store: high.

I like to think the employee in question was not fired, but was instead being retrained in “traveling restroom cleaning person” duty. That is, they’d be assigned a six-county area in which they had to drive around cleaning all the CVS bathrooms. :-D

Hopefully the counseling is more along the lines of “Please try not to be such a jackass.”

Yeah like. I WANT to find a reason to cheer about this, but ehhhhh.

How inclusive of this human cattle auction.

I doubt it would start a civil war. The majority of Americans didn’t vote. Out of those who did, not even half voted for Trump. It’s a minority of people who want Trump into office in that “grab your rifles” sort of way. Mind you, it’s a very loud minority. But still, a minority. If anyone tries to start anything,…

I think HRC is smart to have someone else do this on her behalf. If I were I’d stay as far away from this as possible. If it fails she won’t look like a sore loser. And if succeeds she might become President, although it’s probably wishful thinking.

Its the long shot, but the civil war thing crossed my mind also — but then I reviewed all the folks he’s planning to surround himself with, said f- it, and handed over $25.

Support your local teacher’s union, folks! Vote in school board races, and look to see which candidates are endorsed by the teacher’s union.

Nikki Haley with zero foreign policy experience is being appointed as UN Ambassador, probably because she’s “vaguely foreign looking” to Trump. The guy is doing his best to break the government into a million pieces.

Exactly what I was thinking. There’s a job that has the word “surgeon” already in the title, and by all accounts, regardless of whatever weird ideas he has on other subjects, Dr. Carson knows what he’s doing in the field of medicine. 

More like 99.999999999999

Like, seriously, surgeon, Surgeon General...did no one think of that? I don’t like Carson and don’t want him to have any measure of power but at least he knows that area...

I mean, I watch Married At First Sight. A show being awful does not prevent me from watching it.