DJ Durkin’s tenure has had more dead players than bowl wins

But what movie are they watching?

Cosmo licked a piece of chocolate today too. Thankfully it was only a very thin layer on a ice cream cone. 

Lounge Fud.

Not my pet. But I saw this little one running around my office building yesterday. We named him Larry the Lizard.

“She was hiding under the covers, having bolted all the doors and windows. Her small appartment was empty.

I’m from GBC territory, and there is no day of the year I am happier to not be there anymore than on voting day and on Thanksgiving.

White people keep showing their true colors.

“And then he stuck his neck into my mouth. He stuck his neck into my mouth ten times!”

Was it the snoring, because it was probably the snoring.

My response to the “echo chamber” accusation is pretty much, “How I’d love to go through my day unaware of the sort of stupidity you’re shitting out”

“Block.” Echo chamber or not, it’s my social media platform and if you can’t behave in a socially acceptable manner at my virtual cocktail party, you’re no longer invited to attend. 

That’s not a correction. “Some” is the obvious and expected qualifier to that statement. Some Christians all over the country. Some men are trash. Some white people are racist.

This reminds me, when I was at a Joann Fabrics last week getting faux fur for my Halloween costume I saw a pattern one could buy to sew a rip-off of Melania’s blue inaugural day dress. Reader, I hid each and every one behind another pattern. I do the same thing when I see tabloids with a Trump on them. It’s a petty…

So this happened to me quite some time ago (almost 20 years, wow I feel old!), but I still remember details to this day.

Seconding the Duchesse recommendation for people who don’t yet like sours - it’s a great way to ease someone in.

Okay okay okay!
here’s my story - it’s a brief one!

The missed opportunity was making Naomie Harris’ Moneypenny an ex-double-O agent who becomes M’s second-in-command.