I love football. Go Colts (sob). Hey, is the guy on the front cover of this thing available in free agency? We need a running back, and he already has the right uniform...

You go, Stephen Collins. I love word nerds.

"Vinegar and salt on a rag shines anything made of chrome, brass, pewter, stainless steel, or copper."

Similar: I'm single ATM (boo), but prefer to sleep on the stage-left side of the bed, because I am...facile...with my left hand. And most men are more so with their right, than their left. Works out, when one arm is pinned while you're laying on your side. Science?

Sounds fabulous — never knew you could get in for just a day. I love this Worth It series. Serve-Yourself Open Bar = Danger, Will Robinson!

Awesome! I'm gonna take a marble countertop.

I was there on Friday and am going back today! So sorry to have missed last night (had a funeral to attend, couldn't help it). Come on, NRG Tornado Sirens, grab that #3 playoff spot with a win today!!

Ha! #cotd

The (mis)use of "whom" in the response statement released by GASP seems to indicate that Chidgey wrote the response as well, no?

The label actually says "* does not contain actual moose poop," for clarity.

My favorite lip balm is Moose Poop, by Brookhaven Naturals. Ingredients: soybean oil, beeswax, sunflower seed oil, cocoa butter, shea butter, vitamin E, mint flavoring. It works so much better than Medicated Chap-Stick ever has, at softening my constantly-chapped lips.

I think it looks like Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots.

Tom Hardy got a real purty mouth.

"As for Madonna, I have no comment on her obsessions related to me, because I do not know if it is based on something profound or superficial."

I second this emotion! These band-aids are magical, I have them on the backs of my heels much of the time. But I want to hear the DEET story!

I think the "vested interest" point you make is an interesting one — that certainly governs behavior and feelings. Social anxiety sucks, I feel you.

I just joined OKC recently, a huge step for this long-single and not-exactly-confident ISTJ, and got a very nice first message from a guy. I had hardly filled out anything on my profile — just the "Favorite books, movies, etc." portion, and some of the datapoints on the right side, but no picture. He commented…

No, I couldn't make it this time, unfortunately — hope to make one in the late fall or winter. But when you said "downtown" and "pizza," I knew it had to be Bazbeaux!

Did you meet on Mass Ave, by chance? Bazbeaux?

The Elegance of the Hedgehog (M. Barbery). The Book Thief (M. Zusak). Lamb (C. Moore).