I wish I could stay at hotels when I visit my family.

Corporate research departments- they exist for a reason, beancounting fuckers!

That's a relief ... I thought this was an article about Doctor Who being "flexible" about vaccinations, which would have been sad given his concern for humanity's well-being.

A hell full of gays and drunks sounds way better than a heaven full of reality stars. (Thieves won't be good company but at least they won't have much to steal.)

Can I be crazy and ask this question—why are we fixated on the forgiveness aspect of this story? She left her baby in a public place where she would be found because she (a rape victim) did not trust her parents enough with the truth. The baby was adopted by loving people who raised her to be the kind of woman who, by…

Good Christ! I have 3 kids, all birthed in a hospital setting with the assistance of a midwife, nurse and husband (and drugs for 2 of them). I cannot, for the fucking life of me, imagine giving birth at 16 in my childhood home's bedroom (how do you hide the mess from your mom?!). Then taking that newborn - so soon…

Yes, I'll have the Feel Burger with an extra large order of cries.

No, it's just a REALLY good corset...it will suck in space and time as well as your waistline.

Girl, it's not called "the suicide cabinet" for no reason—when unorganized, shit falls down and tries to kill you...

Something is going to break. I don't know where. I don't know how. I want a social revolution. Women rioting in the streets.

Rape culture is bad enough. Being assaulted by those who are sworn to protect and serve? I demand blood.

Goodnight black stars,
Goodnight dive bars,
Goodnight Rust,
Goodnight drug busts,
Goodnight Marty,
Goodnight watch parties,
Goodnight LeDoux,
Goodnight, "True,"
Please have ladies in season 2.

No reason to speak ill of the dead, they can't hear you.

No reason to speak ill of the dead, they can't hear you.