It is fucking outrageous that she had to, AGAIN, defend her email actions, while Trump skated by, AGAIN, without giving any substantive answers. What the actual fuck? Should we not be listening to her talk about policy at a forum about policy? She’s the only candidate who has something real to say, based on facts and…

Double standard? What double standard?

Mee mother mee moo moids moo midenmimied mare mot mammom mexammles.

Found the never-nude.

100% of those surveyed who believe sexism is no longer a problem followed their answer, unprompted, with: “do you even know what it’s like in Saudi?” Then they shared a meme about how nice guys never get the girl.

I bet Ryan will be really impressed with himself when he reads this.

Seriously. “These kids.” Lochte is 32 fucking years old. Yes, he’s an idiot, but he’s a grown-ass idiot.

Would kill me fastest: 10m platform dive. Would kill me slowest: swim marathon.

I give it 10 years before they start putting up “antiques” from the 80's, like at the Cafe in Back to the Future 2.

it’s that thing where the crème brulée goes

In the first few years after 9/11, more than one person was kicked out of a sporting event for not standing and holding their hand over their heart for “God Bless America.”

There is absolutely no excuse; any talk about it being “more difficult” to render curly hair (in a 2D avatar ESPECIALLY) or dark skin are lies. The only reason a game company wouldn’t include dark skin and curly hair is because they simply don’t care. It’s despicable.

And in case anyone is wondering, no this post wasn’t sponsored by Netflix in any way. I just really, really like this show.

Articuno is real, OK? This is a good bird, the best bird. I’ve seen many, many birds and I’ve created thousands of nests. If I was elected to head of Pokémon GO I’d work on legendaries, because legendaries are low, it’s incredible. And I would create more creatures in the inner cities, which is what I really do best,…

FAIR IS FAIR. The horse that danced the prettiest should get a medal and the person that sat on them should get a coupon to subway or something.

A bunch of people stand around the Mewtwo stand, frantically battling it.

Perfectly normal.

I don’t think it’s weird.

This reminds me of something my mom used to say when I was being a brat:
“Who sets the tone? YOU set the tone”

If you’re not in the mood to buy a ton of incubators from the store, make sure to use the limited use ones on the higher km (5, 10) eggs to maximize their value. Use the unlimited-use one on the 2km eggs. This way, you’ll get at least 15km out of them instead of as little as 6km.