Wasn't that the idea with the squid in Watchmen? And look how it backfired.

It does look scary! Good old creepy without the gimmicks.

Yes, you are the only one. Rape isn't a punchline.

You know how in the books, Quinn the Were-Tiger owns a supernatural catering company? I feel like there must be a Vamp Cleaning Service that will dispose of exploded vamp goo for you and clean your carpets.

Nah, it's just based on the illustration on the first book. Apparently the illustrator forgot that birds have feet, although I actually never noticed before.

Haha, right. I actually thought they did a really good job distilling the history of the Hallows and all the wandlore down into a few easily understandable scenes over the course of the two films. It's chapters and chapters in the books, and it could have gotten really garbled and confusing when translated to film,…

I missed the house-elves too, but sadly they had to be cut because the whole S.P.E.W. story was cut from the GoF movie. Otherwise people would have been wondering where this army of house-elves came from, and why Ron wanting to warn the house-elves made Hermione kiss him. I wish they had been included, but I…

Agreed. They had a long-ass conversation in the books, and I was okay with the way they shortened it. I loved Harry calling him Tom.

Yes. Do you actually even know what a Macguffin is? It doesn't even make sense that you're using it in this context.

Did you READ the whole HP series? There are absolutely laws to magic, they talk about this a lot when Harry learns to do wordless magic without shouting spells. The words and the wand just help to focus your magical power.

Nessie is actually a giant squid who loves to play pranks!

Please. That is not anybody's logic. Do you think people are really that stupid? If I'm going to eat at McDonald's, I know it is bad for me. I choose to eat there anyways because I want a fatty, greasy, delicious lunch. I drink a Diet Coke because I like the taste of Diet Coke. I'm not thinking, "Oh, this meal is kind…

I agree, I was glad to see Tara getting to be happy for once.

I agree, I was glad to see Tara getting to be happy for once.

Seriously? Pam has been exclusively homosexual since season one. She's a straight-up lesbian.

It just looks like a witch/wizard's hat.

No, I didn't! I was Google image searching for pictures of those two (since they were the ones I wasn't familiar with) and it was mostly face shots, so.

I just suggested Jason Momoa, too! I think he'd be great.

I would actually love to see Lance Reddick as Mr. Nancy! I feel like he should look kind of spindly, like a spider, but also be playful and funny. And with the more humorous scenes Reddick's gotten to do on Fringe lately, I can see him being perfect for the role.

Me too! And now that we've seen him sing on Fringe, I can definitely picture it.