FUCKING YES DARREN CRISS. I love him and Kurt, and I love that Blaine did not give Kurt a pity kiss at the end of the episode. I think they're going to have a strong friendship which turns into an awesome romantic relationship.

@Crabby Cakes: THANK YOU. Although I was mostly focused on the offensive and hadn't thought as much about the fake.

@paperispatient (jez kink squad): Especially when "slutty shy girl" didn't seem to do anything to her? I'm just glad I wasn't the only one bothered by that, when I saw the voting results and everyone voted for that one I was pretty shocked.

@godelsgirl: Right? If you found it in your food, that's pretty good evidence right there. Furthermore, she could have told the story without the slut-shaming and classist insults and the poisoning attempts alone would have made it a good story.

@ShadyLane: Right, and "gnome"? Because these people were short, I take it? It would have been a perfectly good story if she had just said, "Once I had a crazy roommate and she had a crazy boyfriend and they poisoned my food." All the attempts at colorful insults were not really necessary.

WTF is up with the gnome story? I kind of can't believe that a story with so many instances of calling people slutty or ghetto got posted here.

@thatsrealbutter: It doesn't look like there's a print edition. It's probably self-published, and digital is cheaper than print. There's a lot of incredibly skeezy self-published material, lemme tell ya. (Because people come to me at the bookstore to order their Jew-hating books and the like, and then are just shocked…

I love Oprah's confused face when Bush says he doesn't understand how people could think he was a racist.

"What's not to like?" Custard, good. Jam, good. Beef, GOOD."

I love Chris Colfer so very, very much. "Yeah, but can you spell it?" That kills me every time I see it.

I read about this on Neil's blog the other day and I really hope it gets fully funded, because it looks great.

@Malle.Babbe: It would probably work better in this situation.

Oh my god.

@Artemis47 supports MizJenkins: I like this policy.

@DagnyTG: Looking someone up and down and saying "Oh, whoa, okay" is polite and respectful? It sounds to me like these SWA employees need some serious customer service training, and unless their policy is "the gate attendant will make a subjective decision about whether or not you will fit into one seat", I think they…

@que_lastima: The whole policy is bullshit. Supposedly their policy is that if you can't put down the armrests, you're too fat and have to buy a second seat. But Kevin Smith was able to put the armrests down and they still kicked him off the flight. And with this woman, they didn't even let her on the plane before…

She didn't even get to sit down before they decided she was too fat. So, the guy who takes your boarding pass at the gate gets to decide, by looking at you, if you're too fat for one seat now? That is some bullshit.

@Lorin: Yeah, that chicken nugget bit was kind of terrifying.

@Na zdrowie: There are like 500 songs to play on Rock Band. WHY WOULD YOU EVER CHOOSE THOSE.

@SamIam24: I was totally casting it in my head, too — since they announced the movie before the book had even been released, I think it's only natural. I was casting Felicia Day as Maus. You need a creepy girl to play Amy — in a perfect world, I would have cast a young Summer Glau, but she's too old now.