Beck is always bitter about his books when they're not #1. He also thinks that his books outsell Stephen King's, and was ranting when Under The Dome was beating Arguing With Idiots.

@sylphish is a heroine addict: Me too! His swirl was mesmerizing.

The only ugly thing here are the comments.

@AnnieSaBu: Christian Siriano or Leanne Marshall.

@AmbivalentAlumna: Sure, but I would totally buy his skirts and wear them with a solid top and tights. I have such skirt envy.

Perfect timing, I just saw this posted on Tumblr.

@LadyvonSnarkyPants: YES PLZ. HBO, are you listening?

@MissBettyLulu: Oh no no no. My absolutely favorite part of this season was Nicki dressing up in that short skirt and side ponytail and showing up at the motel to save her daughter. I could never be happy with her going back to the compound. On the other hand, I would watch a spin-off show about Nicki trying to make…

@zegota: I loved last season! I thought it was way better than season three.

Noooo! Big Love, why would you do this to me?

@Darth Meow 504: There's a short story by Stephen King about this guy who's believed to be dead, but he's really paralyzed and fully conscious while they prepare to do an autopsy on him. It's absolutely terrifying, because if they start cutting into him, he's dead anyways.

@ampersands: I'm just sick of every fantasy series being compared to Harry Potter.

@Jeriba: Ha! I love that comparison.

@maryinstereo: It's because they're not fucking, they're ~making love~.

Oh Deer! I think naughty Christmas ornaments are exactly what we need for our mini apartment tree that our parents will never see.

I love Pratchett's books and am excited to read this one, but I was distracted by the constant references to Hogwarts in this review. "Jolly tale of boarding school, wand-waving and chocolate frogs"? Have you read Harry Potter past the first book? Deathly Hallows is one of the bleakest, saddest books I've ever read in…

@cheshirecat99: Oh NOOO, you posted it! *cowers under bed*

@jianna: Oh, I gotcha. You're right there, the people were the scariest thing in that movie.

@uli2000: We have an excellent used bookstore in my hometown that keeps having to expand as it grows more popular and well-known. It started with one building on the property, then they added some more smaller buildings on the property, then the carts and sheds outside where they store the "just received" books, and…

@comodidit: $40? What are you buying?