@polypam: Oh, yeah. You look around to see if anyone is watching you grab up that dress so fast that fire is coming off the bottom of it, the look on your face that of a lioness fending off a fresh kill from advancing hyenas.

@hannahwilde: It's five o'clock somewhere, sweets. Drink up!

@karmin: Someone did right in raising you, karmin. Well put.

@Hamsterpants: It's like the Coffeehouse that Where Evil Dwells. Blech.

I have a five-year-old son who is so yummy I have often kissed him and thought it would be delicious to eat him up. He is that damn cute, and I think all mothers feel this way about their gorgeous babies. He is a loving little guy and very comfortable with himself, feels very comfortable out with people and is happy…

You evil witch, if you want a "culture of life," eat some damn yogurt.

@realjen01: He needs hip surgery very badly, I think this is an in-between measure until he can get it done.

@Kivrin: God, he was so beautiful close up, too. His eyes were like two sea-blue beacons—you could look nowhere else.

He cleans up kinda nice, the problem is he almost NEVER cleans up!

I posted this over at Gawker, but I will post again here.