You're not. I have the bladder of a three year old, so if the line is too long or someone is in the women's restroom I hit the men's restroom.

All you pointed out was your own ignorance of an admittedly old-fashioned rule of etiquette. Women have not traditionally been expected to remove a hat indoors because the hat is part of the outfit, often anchored to the hair. Another part of that rule is that a woman may not wear a hat in her home, however decorative.

My understanding is that if a hat looks like it has been "built" then it is properly worn outdoors only. If it looks like it may have just accidentally landed in your hair (bits of sequins, feathers, netting or lace) then it may be properly worn indoors.

So true! It messes up your hair to take a hat off after wearing one for a long period time. And with shorter men's hair it's easier to fix hat hair.

A female what?

Never popped a monster zit, huh? I envy you.

Wait, I'm supposed to put the napkin on the chair? I thought the table! I'm so confused.

My sales guy must have been a psychopath, because I had opened the trunk of the car we were evaluating and exclaimed that you could fit a big suitcase AND a body in there, and the salesman said you keep the trunk cleaner by putting the body in the suitcase. (This was in 1999, before we all started watching shows that…

i've seen weiner in the fiction section in bookstores too.

Yeah, it's not like she had a living will in place that stated that she was adamantly against DNR, etc.

Breaking news: Fundamentalist Christian male is a chauvinistic, bigoted asshole.

I am so damn happy for you! Congratulations!!!!!

I'm 4'10" and a 34 G/H, so I hear you. My bras are two-headed hats. I've had my best friend, whom I've been best friends with for 12 years, just look at pictures of me, and go "You know you have giant boobs, right?" I'm a physicist and a college professor, the boobs are not helpful for professional clothes or for…

It sounds like she did this without the aid of a rental company, too, which surprises me even more. If she was renting this place out on her own, maybe there was a contract, but no deposit.

Man, wanted? I would still do my hair in afro-puffs if that were in any way a possibility for my white ass.

Nailed it.

So just how does the CEO of Asian know for a fact there was no mechanical failure? He's speculating, just from a higher position than most speculators...unless the pilots called him and told him, "We screwed the pooch on the appoach, Chief..."

Quite well, actually. People get treated fairly, based on their merits of their actions.