Welcome to Planet Earth, redmenace75! Your orientation packet includes a section on Lawyers.

So . . . can we start rounding up these people and feeding them into industrial slurry grinders?

The most-horrifying part of this is that photo of Belichick smiling.

How many hit dice does a Screeching Brandwraith have? I want to put one in my next D&D game.

You didn’t even get your mom a stripper? Terrible daughter!

Science has ruined everything. They’ll get my Diet Coke when they pry it from cold, dead hands.

“Most Racist Office Display Ever”

I enjoy new and exciting reasons to dislike and root against the Cubs. 

Hey. Whoa. I’m in Lake County. Sniff, sniff.

Why would Davis, or his agent, want him to play any more this season? Isn’t the chance of an injury, thus torpedoing his massive contract with the Celtics/Lakers, something to be avoided at all costs?

Good point. 

Water absolutely lessens the stench of farts. Next time you’re in the shower and are about to fart, position your body so that the water stream hits right about at your tailbone. I guarantee that the smell will be weakened, if it even reaches you at all.

Aliens.

No I’m not! YOU are!

Wasn’t Failson on “Scrubs”?

But Joseph Smith was, it seems likely, a crook and con artist. We don’t have the smoking howitzer that we have with Hubbard. But there are some historical records that probably support Smith being a crook. Again, 509 years from now, who knows? There might be pilgrimages to the shrine of St. Thomas of the Gleaming…

Oh yeah? You get defensive about stuff? Well, how come?!? Huh, buddy? Why do you get defensive about stuff? You seem kinda defensive about being defensive. What’s with that?!?

Not to be snarky, but it doesn’t matter that there’s a “strong pro-LGBT faction” in the Roman Catholic Church, as long as the “Pontifex Maximus” is kiboshing it. 

This should have many, many more stars. 

This is a fun video. But, other than Mila Kunis being the voice of Meg, what does it have to do with this topic? I ask this with genuine curiosity and no snark. :-)