Oh my god. I would have given up my left pinky finger to have seen that pairing.

Mad with power? Like that Albert Schweitzer guy?

You’re one of the Lizard People, aren’t you?

Oh, well played. Well played indeed, old son!

FUCK, DUDE. WHY?

“Phonerest”? No. Absolutely not. It’s either “phone-rest,” or “phone rest.”

I love this dumpster fire. Gonna roast some marshmallows from it. 

He looks like a chubby, stoned, sunburned, dissipated version of the actor Ron Eldard. 

I made myself finish John Hockenberry’s disgusting article. I am stupefied by his breathtaking cruelty toward his accusers, his galactic self-absorption, his disingenuous reading of #MeToo⁠ ⁠, and his terrible writing (if he was paid for this piece, that's highway robbery). Harper’s should hide with embarrassment, and…

That's cute. 

It takes an especially big asshole for me to side with Michael Irvin.

Cough, cough. (Full-body clones to replace failing organs) Cough, cough. 

So THIS episode they won’t show. But the episode with woman-beater Chris Brown is A-Okay? Wtf?

Another red-ass NFL head coach incapable of admitting a mistake. Rarely has there been a job that more fully combines a god complex and crystalline ego. 

“One of the smarter things the movie adaptation It: Chapter One did (honestly, what just about any successful cinematic adaptation of a King story does) was change details and omit or revise certain scenes in order to make the story play better on the big screen.”

I could have sworn that was Phil Jackson at first. LOL

He looks like he’s still wearing some of his Liberace makeup/prosthetics. 

YOU MUST DO MORE OF THESE. 

You cruel, vicious, heartless mother-fucker.

I have been struggling not to be a massively cruel and hypocritical bastard by cheering on every beating Nassar has received, and hoping for him to be raped many, many times in prison.