Get bent, you massive douche canoe. 

This should have so many more stars. 

So was she drunk, stoned, or just unbelievably stupid? Regardless, lock her up for a long, long time. 

An insult to fecal matter everywhere. 

No way the couple were black. 

Came for this, or to post myself.

Not sure if you’re being intentionally/jokingly wrong on some points, or not. But in any case, you’ve displayed more correct football knowledge than many of the talking shlubs on TV do.

Stroh’s. 

Strong like weight-lifting?

Steak-n-Shake and Indiana. 

That waitress was a fascist bitch. 

Once some verified videos of them setting themselves on fire come out, I'm going to mainline that shit right into my aorta. 

Well fuck. 

That should be a lifetime ban at all levels. 

I love the hat. I was complimenting it. 

Cicely Tyson’s hat has been cast in the last Star Wars movie, and is rumored to have been added to “John Wick 3.”

A thoughtful, sympathetic, and genuine comment.

None of the images loaded for me. Should I seek them out, or just skip the middleman and pour lye on my brain right now?

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They really don't sell single tickets?