Do they mean the children of escaped slaves? I thought that slaves weren’t allowed to BE educated?

Thank you for your comment, Mr. Smith — I was a big fan of you with the Cowboys.

THOSE AREN’T PILLOWS!!!

Wow! When did Stewart’s head become so . . . spherical and red?

STANDING WIPERS? What in the name of all that is right and sane is going on? I’ve NEVER heard of this abomination, this effrontery to the natural order. Surely you all are joking? No one actually does this, do they?!?!?

Faith in Humanity: Restored.

Well, THAT I would go see.

Those little creatures are still scary.

What a cheap and stupid comment.

Fire him for those white gym shoes, if for no other reason.

Mattingly, I told you to cut those sideburns!

Serena = GOAT

Um, who or what is a “weck”?

I’ll still always blame him for the Blue Divers winning the World Cup in 2006.

Eat shit, bigot. 🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼

Doctor Hibbert: You know, a perfectly healthy biracial baby can fetch up to $5,000 on the dark web?

You’re a hateful, awful person.

As a huge fan of the original show, what angers me is that the characters “Dan and Roseanne Conner” would never have voted for Trump. It’s a complete betrayal of what those characters stood for.

“As a priest”?

What the HELL has she done to her skin and face? I stared at the photo for a good minute, and wasn’t convinced that it was her. I thought maybe there’d been an error, and someone else’s photo was used.