I had to watch that several times to confirm that the big sausage hadn’t pushed the little one.

Strange old men living in guard towers distributing baby kings is no basis for a system of government.

They’d need spines to be upright.

Oh god how I love it when the NFL fucks up like this. I stopped watching football two years ago. I’ve found that watching the coverage of sports — especially when everyone connected with the NFL seems to be a certifiable idiot — is more entertaining that most of the actual games ever were.

Cross, Arnett, and Cera already had reputations as immense assholes. That actually had a negative effect on their getting work. I hope that this is the final nail in their career coffins.

It might be a “learning process.” But after millennia of violence and discrimination against women, I’m kinda okay with some unfairness going in the other direction.

JHMFC. FUCK ALL OF THOSE MEN WITH A RUSTY STUMP-AUGER.

Can we toss Richard Spencer at Tomi Lahren, please?

Düff is better.

In the top GIF, doesn’t Harden take about 15 steps there at the end? LOL

So are you a banshee, a spider, a banshee-spider, or a spider-banshee?

Still the most-boring sport ever.

I hope this asshole loses his job.

Public shaming, bullying, and dressing down of racists, misogynists, bigots, white supremacists, neo-nazis, and Nickelback fans should absolutely, 100% BE the conversation.

But what if they’re really super-DUPER black? Shouldn’t the cops be called then?

I’m a supporter of the (sadly needed) #MeToo movement. But I can’t see where in this quote there’s a swipe at the movement. Can someone please explain this to me?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

I can’t even watch this. I have a very low tolerance for awkward or cringe-worthy stuff. I suspect that this is worse than any episode of the Larry David show.

Some teams just can’t cut the mustard.

SHE MADE ICE CREAM OUT OF DOGS?!?!? WHAT A FUCKING MONSTER!!