What the HELL are those creepy figurines behind him in the top photo?

Oh, I suspect that no matter how long he’s sentenced to serve, he’ll be in prison until his life ends . . .

Only LeVar could go to China.

Is Serena Williams the single most-dominant athlete ever, full stop?

Maradona’s head looks photoshopped . . .

But is he elite?

BUILD A BRIDGE OUT OF HER!!!

What the hell is a Wawa?

As a lifelong Laker-hater, and a new LaVar-hater, this warms me to my cockles.

“Donnie Brasco” — sigh. Pacino and Depp both deserved Oscars, and have never been better.

I saw Message-Board Dickhead open for Andrew W.K. in 2003.

Fisher always showed combative loyalty to a probable rapist.

Thanks! 😀

Tom Hanks.

If it had been Chip Kelly or Jon Gruden, UT fans wouldn’t have cared if there was video of the man feeding puppies into a wood chipper while raping a 9-year-old orphaned boy.

No team that lost to the 2017 Chicago Bears should be eligible for the playoffs.

This is just so excellent.

S/he looks like the starving kid in the “Les Miserables” poster. LOL

Ick! LOL

No doubt! He’s really grown into his unique facial structure.