Danny Devito crawling naked out of the couch on “Always Sunny” is sexier than that homophobic asshole Shelton.

He looks like an especially douchey David Schwimmer impersonator.

This warms my heart. I’m so thrilled to see the Blue Divers lose.

How ignorant do you have to be to commit a crime in China? I’m not asking this rhetorically.

I hope this fucker gets trampled to death by horses.

I’m an attorney representing S.P.I.C.H.U.D., The Society for the Protection of the Image of Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers. This letter is a Cease & Desist, demanding that you stop equating my clients with this Boston douchebag asshole.

Will you all keep lowering his face until he’s fired, and out of the picture entirely? 😀😀😀

First time on the Internet, I’m thinking.

It has very few branches.

So the piece-of-shit, so-called “Christian” refused to help his alma mater fight Nazis. Color me shocked.

Thank you for this grace note (no pun intended) in an awful year.

Took me a moment. Damn well played!

Lighten up, Francis.

Eli can retire, and go on to perpetrate more sports-memorabilia fraud.

Thank you for sharing this. Your courage and desire to help other women is amazing. Your article literally made me nauseated. I am so very, very sorry that these things happened to you.

My only problem with this show — other than the hideous title — is that the real world is so effing bleak right now, that I hesitate to add fictional (no matter how excellently done) bleakness to my life. 🙁🙁🙁

Um . . . I saw the movie the day before it opened. Did that print not include the scenes with Emily Blunt and Bill Nighy?

“If we work from the premise that Hobbes is imaginary . . .”

Aren’t all the owners just going to “accidentally” drop their phones in:

Awww. Poor, delicate Jan either deleted, or hide her page.