Possibly the best stand-up concert of all time.

These statues have no in-between. LOL Either it looks like you’re standing in front of the actual person, or it looks virtually nothing like them at all.

Casting the lesser-known Tom Holland over the popular Donald Glover is tough to view through any lens other than “Spider-Man must be white.”

That last one is hateful. I’d rip into someone if I were eating in the same restaurant and saw them do that. Then I’d be sure to give the server a tip. Christ almighty, what the fuck kind of asshole does this? I hate humans.

Ees ALVAYS moose und skwirrel!

Ryan Braun: Cheating, lying scum who truined to ruin a man, and even used veiled accusations of anti-semitism to try to do it. I loathe him.

Mike D’Antoni is one of the few people who look more evil without a mustache.

I’m going to slightly change the focus here for a moment, if you all don’t mind.

Dogs are the best, Barry! The BEST!

Butler castrated his coach in the national media. Why on earth would any coach trust him? I don’t mean just newer or youngish coaches, ANY coach?

Ahem . . .

Who?

Is that last sentence a coincidence, or a rather exquisite joke?

I know very little about boxing, and nothing about MMA. My question is this: is there ANY CHANCE at all that Mayweather gets the shit beaten out of him, as he so richly deserves?

No way Trump allows this to happen. :-(

Yeah. The Trump administration will agree to this.

Buffalo Trump: “Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me. I’d fuck me so hard.”

Just what the “downtrodden” Christians of this country need: another holiday celebrating them.

“Christian Day”? Wtf? EVERY day is Christian Day in this country.