Did that kid grow about two feet in height over the last three months?

That letter . . . whoo, whee! The usual combo of toxic hate and galactic ignorance plus horrid grammar.

I don’t suppose that they’ll be in federal, pound-me-in-the-ass prison, will they?

I know it doesn’t matter compared to the evil these two have perpetrated.

Also, turnabout is fair play: her face is fugly.

Is LeBron James the smartest basketball player ever when it comes to the game itself? Ugh, I worded that terribly. LOL I don’t want to say “basketball smarts,” because people often infer that that means “real-world stupid.” And that’s not what I mean. So, uh, yeah. LOL Is LBJ just the smartest player ever?

Is “context” that new wrinkle-removing procedure.

Pfft! Pansy snowflake.

SO many good character actors on that show! Greg Grunberg! Ian Gomez!

It serves the purpose of driving me right up the goddamn wall. LOL

“Dickson, one of the first people Kim Kardashian called after learning about her leaked sex tape. (You can read all about that here.)”

Aw Jaysus, Mary, and Joseph. Cue the frigging religious nutbags.

Isn’t that guy in the top photo from “American Idol”?

You sick, heartless, cruel, thoughtless prick.

Wait. What? Four strikeouts in one inning?

“This is to say that by deviating even slightly from Atwood’s white-centric (and, therefore, inherently racist) dystopian vision, this updated version introduces a host of new questions.”

“In the bluntest terms, The Idiot is an epic chronicle of one young woman’s inability to get herself out of the friendzone.”

Is this a private school? If so, they have the right to be narrow-minded, hypocritical assholes.

And yet, somehow, the makers of those films managed to make them dull, despite Beckinsale in skintight leather jumpsuits.

I didn’t think ANYTHING could make me side with Russell Effing Wilson. But I loathe Sherman so much . . . Fuck both of them.